Puke.

Pick up Jackson from pre-school early.

Puke, puke, puke, puke, puke, puke, puke.

Laundry.

Puke, puke, puke.

Pick up Reese from pre-school.

Lunch.

SpongeBob.

Puke, puke, puke, puke.

Steam clean couch.

Laundry.

Puke, puke.

Take Reese to baseball.

Realize we are an hour early.

Take Reese to Burger King.

Royal Wedding coverage.

Baseball.

Drive home.

Put couch back together.

Put twinkies to bed.

Realize the couch still smells like puke.

Decide it is either time for a new couch or new kids.

Wine.

How was your day?