We are doing The Elf On The Shelf this year. I realize it’s a big marketing scam. My friend Jackie suggested we do it so we could celebrate an early Christmas with Daddy before he left for Afghanistan. Totally worth the $29.95. Besides, now I get to stalk my creative friends’ Facebook pages for ideas on what our elf, BuddyPinky, can do each night.
So far he has dyed our milk green.
My friend Leah posted a photo of their elf fishing, so of course BuddyPinky had to do it too.
He even climbed up on the cabinets to spread some holiday cheer to the judgmental birds.
The best part was when BuddyPinky left a few presents for an early Christmas with our hero.
This ended on a sad note. Sorry.
Stop crying and head over to Funny Or Snot for the best Elf On The Shelf story ever.