This week Stasha at Northwest Mommy wants to know what $1,000 will buy. Only a thousand? I’ll have to be thrifty…

What I Can Get For A Grand

10. One round trip ticket from Alaska to Belize. Dallas will have to come home and take care of the kids.

9. A summer home rental on the beach for a long weekend with my favorite people.

8. Four tickets to see Jimmy Buffett in Vegas after Dallas comes back home.

7. A treadmill, so I don’t have to run outside when it’s 3 degrees.

6. At least three new Kate Spade purses. Any style, I love all of them.

5. Three  tasting menu dinners (with the wine pairing, of course)  at Le Bernardin.

4. One bladder stone removal surgery for one stupid dog.

3. A housekeeper. Considering the mess my house is and the rancid smell of teenage boy, it would probably only get me two cleanings.

2. A sound proof door on the bathroom so I can have five minutes of peace while I pee.

1. 50 boxes of Bota Box Shiraz, the thing I need the most!

How would you spend $1000?