Kids ask a lot of questions. I get asked “Is it snack time?” at least 47 times a day. Sometimes they ask while they are eating a meal. Luckily, that’s not annoying. (She says as she pours her fifth glass of wine.)
They ask about lots of other stuff too. Here’s a list of some of the recent questions.
“Do policemen sleep?”
“What about firemen?”
“Is Christmas the first holiday and Halloween the last one?”
“Have you ever eaten macaroni and cheese?”
“Does everyone in the whole world see fireworks on the 4th of July?”
“Are there fireworks in Afghanistan?”
“If John is my big brother, who is Chandon’s big brother?”
“Why can’t we eat bubbles?”
“What’s the secret ingredient in Ramen noodles?”
“When you love someone do you take the love out of your stomach and give it to them?”
I like the last one the best. Yes, when you love someone you take the love right out of your stomach and give it to them. Then you fill the empty spot with wine.
Did someone say wine?
Thank goodness for wine!!! =D
Gotta love the questions…just as long as you don’t have to answer them. Haaaa!
You got the love recipe down, now what is the ramen one? Love this B!
I miss wine very much
Good questions there!
Bwahahahahaha! Love them all!
Oh my, these are hilarious! The secret ingredient to ramen is boiling water, by the way
Awwwww. That last question is actually really sweet, in a weird kind of way. It’s a bit like saying: “I love you so much that I can feel it all the way from my heart to my stomach.” Or maybe I just need LESS wine.
Gotta love them. One of my FAVORITES from many, many years ago when I was a camp counselor. Max came out of the water and up to me and said, “This water is FREEZING HOT!”
I imagine these questions are really fun to answer!!
Hahahahaha!!! In a rapid-fire series of questions not altogether unlike a firing death squad with automatic weapons, Big A asked why people need bones. Right after he asked if all mommies have to be cut in half to get the babies out.
Or in my case, you fill the empty spot with vodka.
Awesome questions. Shows they are inquisitive and thinking out of the box, while you drink out of the box
My kids ask for snacks during dinner, too.
AND they ask how many days until the next Christmas on Christmas.
Still. I give them all the love in my stomach anyway…
Fill the empty spot with wine – classic. Unless, it’s filled with self-inflating ramen noodles. The secret ingredient is sodium, by the way, but you already knew that.
Hahaha!! I think the secret ingredient in ramen is the brown flavor powder packet.
gotta love those awesome questions!!
I can totally relate! Except, of course, to the fact that your questions are mulitplied by two!!!
Why can’t we eat bubbles??