This weeks listicle prompt is simply “Thanks.” Stasha wants us to just say thanks, for whatever it is we’re thankful for right now. I can do that, I’m thankful for lots of things!
Ten Thanks!
10. Thanks to Jimmy Fallon. Your musical numbers make me giggle, especially when The Boss performs with you. Click on the picture to see the best version of “I’m Sexy And I Know It” ever.
9. Thanks to Taryn for making me laugh by saying things like, “Mom, obviously we have different ideas of what awesome is.”
8. Thanks to John for making me laugh by saying things like, “Magic Mike is rated R for ROAR!”
7. Thanks to Jackson for not calling anyone a douchebag. Today.
6. Thanks to Reese for making me smile with morning snuggles. (I love him even though he’s not especially funny)
5. Thanks to Dallas for doing it right the last 10 years. By doing it right, I mean the dishes and occasionally farting before he gets into bed to watch The Daily Show with me.
4. Thanks to every stranger who found out I had two sets of twins and didn’t ask if I used fertility drugs.
3. Thanks to Adam Levine for existing. Seriously.
2. Thanks to my bestest friend from forever, Suzanne. Who else can a girl text like this?
1. Thanks to the makers of boxed wine.
Who would you like to thank?










texting bffs are the best aren’t they? I have to ask..do you actually buy boxed wine? It’s probably more economical but I am a bit embarassed to buy a big ol box..so I just buy four bottles!!
I hope you got my reply. Yes! I really do drink boxed wine – not Franzia, good stuff!
Amen to #3 and #1. Especially #1. I thank boxed wine (or really wine in general) on a daily basis for getting me through the week. Cheers!
If only I could drink #1 with #3.
I’d also like to thank Jimmy.. he never fails. And thank YOU for always making me giggle before bed
Only before bed?
You sure have got a lot to be thankful for! Texting bff’s are the best, unless it’s midnight and she texts: “I dreamed you are going to have another baby..” True story, she pissed me off!
I would throat punch someone who said that to me!
Love this so very much. Who is this Adam guy? never mind he is so handsome I just will love him too.
Stasha- I do hope you are lying about Adam Levine…if not pinterest can help.
You crack me up. One word Stasha. Payphone.
I hear that song in my head CONSTANTLY. Maybe it’s because it was one of the first songs me and my 11 yo loved together. Until I heard it everywhere. Of course, he does lots of other fab entertainment stuff.
ARE YOU KIDDING? Stasha, Google him right now! I’ll wait…
Texing BFFs is something I really appreciate to be able to do. It’s great to have someone there for you when you need them.
True!
I want to thank the rain, even though it is not falling, I want it to know how grateful I’d be if we got some
The ground needs you!
I hope you get some, you could take some of ours!
Thanks to you for posting that clip! I laughed so hard my stomach flab jiggled. “Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.”
Now I’m going to say that every time my flab jiggles. Which is often.
This a great list. I smiled at several of your points.
Smiles are what I’m after:)
Oh my goodness, I love box wine too and people tease me about ti. Seriously. Obviously, we love Jimmy Fallon too, but Steve can’t get enough of his “covers”—hilarious. Carry on, Erin
Cheers to both boxed wine and Jimmy fallon covers!
Seriously you could have just thanked Adam Levine for all 10. That would have been awesomesauce. I wish I’d done that but instead I went all love-dovey Hot Joe rules the world.
Damn.
Hindsight.
Next time. Probably at Thanksgiving.
Thanks to Channing Tatum for being so hot. Thanks to the Bachelor franchise for entertaining me for the last 10 years. And thanks to you for always making fun of me for the things I like. You’re the best.
You’re welcome. Thanks for making it so easy to make fun of you.
LOL for #1
Cheers!
Love that you have two sets of twins! Coolness factor, yes!
Your list made me laugh out loud, especially the texts between you and your girlfriend. Too funny.
I dont know if it makes me cool. I do know it makes me tired.
Great stuff! Carboardeaux. Snort. Ellen
Boxed wine is fancy like that.
Amen to #3. And can we get t-shirts made with #1??
That’s an awesome idea!
Thanks for nothing Bridget. I should have spent the last 2 hours feeding my children, cleaning the house and doing the PTA taxes. Instead I watched a ton of Jimmy Fallon video. All the History of Rap with Justin Timberlake were my favorites. Now I’m exhausted and need a nap. All that stuff can wait till tomorrow.
You didn’t need to do any of that crap anyway.
I wasn’t aware of the classy term for boxed wine – you can be sure I’ll be using it from now on!
You’re welcome. Using that word makes you sound uppity.
Hahaha!! I’d like to thank YOU for making me laugh
Awesome! You’re welcome, making you laugh makes me happy!
Great list! Love Adam Levine!
Who doesn’t?
In regards to the twins, have you ever been asked if the older ones are identical? A friend with b/g twins gets that all the times and has to remind people that identical includes genitals!
Love your list!
All the time. People have even argued with me about whether or not identical twins loo exactly alike! So dumb.
I’ll raise my glass of boxed wine to Adam Levine. (Although, I’d prefer to thank the makers of tequila.)
Pick your poison, I’ll drink to him no matter what’s in the glass.
Love #1 and #3!!!
I think we all do!
That was too fun. And I’m had to laugh on number 4. From one who used them to no avail…not that I’m asking.
I didn’t use them, but I still hate the question!
Thank YOU for introducting me (by endorsment) to boxed wine. Adam Levine, yes please!
It’s my only qualified endorsement;)
I fell asleep one night with the TV on and woke up to Jimmy Fallon….now I am addicted. I want to thank you for the daily pictures …they keep me up on how everyone has grown!!
He’s easy to get addicted to:)
Crack me up!
Oh, yes…how HAWT is Adam Levine ??!!! Humana, humana, humana…
Thanks to you for the laughs! And yes thanks for Adam Levine! And wine!
What an awesome list of gratitude. Jimmy Fallon cracks me up with is Niel Young. Awesome.
I have to google Adam Levine.
Awesome list as usual B. Number 8 just cracked me up good! Love John!