The Genius on my iPhone picked this game for me today.
You read that right “Pee Monkey Plant Bloom.” It can’t be…
It is. The purpose of the game is to land the monkey’s pee on the flower to make it grow. I’m pretty sure pee kills things. At least that’s what the stupid dog’s pee did to our grass.
Also, if you see a monkey with blue pee? Run.
Who comes up with these apps? Seriously, WTF?
What’s the worst app you’ve downloaded?
You seriously have the BEST WTF Wednesdays. I love reading them. Please tell me that is a free game and not one you actually have to pay for?
I think it’s free, but I did not download it!
Maybe it’s designed to teach boys to pee on the trees, instead of the sidewalk? Once they’ve accomplished that, then we can let them come inside and try the bathroom…
Hmmm… maybe I should get it for the twinkies. They pee everywhere.
There is a children’s book called Little Monkeys pee circus. Really. Hilarious…And ridiculous. http://www.tjibbeveldkamp.nl/images/boeken/58/omslag.JPG
How do you find all this funny stuff?
Blow Frog, hands down, is the worst. You blow as hard as you can into the microphone, and the frog on the screen swells up and bursts. I have no explanation.
We got Pee Monkey a while back too. Who are these people?
You mean the kids who play it or the parents who allow it?
Oh I deleted it, but with icloud it’s always there, taunting me with his inflatable ass and maniacal grin in my purchased list.
Bhaa- ha-haha. I am glad you find this stuff to entertain us!
You’re welcome:)
The animation looks Japanese and I wouldn’t be surprised if the app was. Their geeks are truly a sick bunch.
Are they sick or is it us, the ones who buy it?
Hmmm. How do I say this? Japanese people do.
And laugh all the way to the bank right?
Hahaha, hilarious! I can’t believe my 8yo hasn’t asked me to download that yet…
He will, just wait.
So your tweet announcing your top pick for worst game ever… I thought you were going to pick Chutes and Ladders or Candyland. I was wrong. Though, I think I’d rather play this app with my kids vs. an endless game of Chutes and Ladders.
But seriously… pee monkey? No words.
I agree, Chutes and Ladders and Candyland are miserable!
I just showed this to Noah and he got excited.
That’s why I avoided showing John.