You know what’s important in life? The preemptive strike. Taking vitamin C so you don’t get sick, buying good insurance, and packing liquids in a ziplock bag are all preemptive strikes. It’s good. We all need a little security in life.
But some preemptive strikes go too far.
You know when it’s going to be a stinky one don’t you?
If you must have a poo stench, at least it can be elegant.
If your poo smells wild, you might want to seek medical attention.
* Thanks to The Bonny Bard for this submission! If you see a WTF? send it to me firstname.lastname@example.org.