You know what’s important in life? The preemptive strike. Taking vitamin C so you don’t get sick, buying good insurance, and packing liquids in a ziplock bag are all preemptive strikes. It’s good. We all need a little security in life.
But some preemptive strikes go too far.
You know when it’s going to be a stinky one don’t you?
If you must have a poo stench, at least it can be elegant.
If your poo smells wild, you might want to seek medical attention.
* Thanks to The Bonny Bard for this submission! If you see a WTF? send it to me bridget@twinisms.com.
My mom seriously LOVES this stuff. Over Christmaswe were all ordered to use it whenever we went to the restroom. She swears that it “neutralizes” the odor. My opinion is that it just smells like I had two many oranges for lunch. Craziness!
I swear by this stuff and its competitor,just a drop!
So I kept scrolling up and down because I wasn’t sure that I saw that right. SO MANY QUESTIONS right now…
The call of the wild cracked me up!
Oh, dear! I’d love to see the rest of THAT store.
I’m totally getting this !!!!! there is nothing worse than having to take a shower in the morning after dominic just dropped a duece. stench and steam are a nasty mix. where can I buy this please!?
This is the best one yet. Where do these people come up with this stuff.
For real? That is just too funny!
Sign me up.
Like you can gauge how stinky your deposit is going to be…I’ll stick to burning matches afterwards, thank you.
I have this fetish, unless I have lbm, I am only depositing on our own toilet bowl. For some reason, I can’t “express” myself much on a public toilet bowl. With this, I just might be less inhibited!