This conversation actually happened.

John: Can I go to the dome to play soccer Friday?

Me: Who’s driving?

John: The same kid who drove last week.

Me: What’s his name again?

John: I don’t remember, it’s weird though. Like Avian or something.

Me: Right. I remember. He was a nice kid. That’s fine. You should learn his name though.

John: I know he’s from Somalia. Oh, wait. No, not Somalia. But somewhere in Africa…he said he was from East Africa.

Me: Are you sure?

John: Yes, that’s what he said.

Me: You know East Africa isn’t a country, it’s not like South Africa. There are a lot of countries in East Africa.

John: Well, maybe he said Somalia, but I know that’s not in Africa so…

Just to be clear he doesn’t know where Somalia or his groin is located.