I don’t care about health food. I should eat better, but brownies and wine taste really good.

However, there are a few food things that really gross me out. Food that isn’t really food is one of them. Yesterday I babysat a friend’s one-year-old for an a couple of hours. (It wasn’t real babysitting because she was doing me a favor while I watched her baby. Also, because I drank wine while babysitting.) She packed some microwaveable macaroni and cheese for his dinner. I never buy that stuff before because one portion is not nearly enough to get my kids mouths full enough for them to shut up.

These are the directions.

White powder? Seriously? What’s in the white powder? Is it anthrax, cocaine, baby powder? I thought they were probably exaggerating. But upon further investigation….

What is that?

Don’t worry, I made it for him. It smelled normal. He and Sadie seemed to enjoy it. Like I said, I don’t really care about eating healthy.