We’re home. We’re exhausted. John and his team are the State Cup Champions! Woot!! Woot!! I’m proud of him and all the boys on the team. The played well, but more importantly they are all good kids. Appreciative of the efforts of the team manager; Holly and her husband Rocky and the chaperones; me and Marnie.

But. They’re still 15-year-old boys and they act like it. Over the weekend I tracked their behaviors to share with you.

First Category: Gross Things Boys Eat

Milk with honey in it. Tons of it, several of them did it all week long.

Powerade mixed with orange juice.

Nutella and honey sandwiches.

Burgers with barbecue beef on them.

This is a sandwich consisting of Nutella, banana, jelly, and honey. Just thinking about eating it made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Seriously. These boys eat a lot. It was gross.

Second Category: Funny Things They Say

“Chocolate Chip Eggos will change your life.”

“Dude, I was dreaming about FIFA”

“I slept for 18 hours because I didn’t want to see your face.”

“Do we have boiled water?”

“Rocky, next time I’d really like more for breakfast.” He was teasing, but Rocky replied, “Next time we’d really like you to wear pants.”

“I’m pretty sure I know John a little better than you, Bridget.”

“I hope it’s ok with you that I just kicked Jackson in the face.”

“I have women to text, so can you tell Holly I can’t come to the team meeting?”