I don’t understand the obsession with chip flavors. The list on the Lay’s Chips web site has 40 flavors – and that’s just for the Lay’s style chips. But it’s not enough. They’re having a contest to choose another new flavor, the contestants are Sriracha, Cheesy Garlic Bread and these:

This is gross. Totally, completely gross. I don’t want a potato chip that (according to the picture) has notes of waffle, maple syrup, butter, and fried chicken. Why would anyone want to eat that? I know chicken and waffles is a “thing” in the south. But to combine the flavors on a chip is seriously disgusting.

The only thing worse than combining the flavors on a chip, is putting them in a taco…

Yep, that’s a soft taco filled with scrambled eggs, a waffle, bacon, and fried chicken. It’s available at Torchy’s Tacos a taco chain in Texas (the 10th fattest state in the union). No one should eat this taco. I would totally try it if I had the chance though, I heard it was delicious.

Thanks to Teresa in Alaska and Chad & Sarah in Texas for these submissions!!

Submit your own WTF to me at bridget@twinisms.com.

I don’t care about health food. I should eat better, but brownies and wine taste really good.

However, there are a few food things that really gross me out. Food that isn’t really food is one of them. Yesterday I babysat a friend’s one-year-old for an a couple of hours. (It wasn’t real babysitting because she was doing me a favor while I watched her baby. Also, because I drank wine while babysitting.) She packed some microwaveable macaroni and cheese for his dinner. I never buy that stuff before because one portion is not nearly enough to get my kids mouths full enough for them to shut up.

These are the directions.

White powder? Seriously? What’s in the white powder? Is it anthrax, cocaine, baby powder? I thought they were probably exaggerating. But upon further investigation….

What is that?

Don’t worry, I made it for him. It smelled normal. He and Sadie seemed to enjoy it. Like I said, I don’t really care about eating healthy.