Jackson’s new catchphrase is “FYI.” You’d think I would like it, since the previous catchphrase was “My BUTTCHEEKS!”
You’d think that…but you wouldn’t be right. At first I didn’t understand what he was saying. Mostly because he said, “FYOB” instead of “FYI.” I had to decipher his idiot five-year-old speak. Luckily it sounds similar to the way my friends talk after a few glasses of wine, so I was able to figure it out.
This is how we talk now.
“Jackson, would you like some cereal?”
“FYI, yes. And FYI, some orange juice.”
“Jackson, get dressed.”
“I have to pee, FYI.”
“Put your shoes on.”
“FYI, no.”
“Put your shoes on.”
“No, FYI I don’t want to go anywhere.”
You can see how this is going. It’s not as bad for me as it is for his siblings. This is the kind of stuff they hear.
“Weese, FYI I beat you at Mario Kart!”
“Hey Weese, hey Weese, you’re a douchebag FYI!”
“FYI, can I play with your iPod John?”
And my personal favorite…
“FYI, Shut your stupiduglyface.”
